Greetings, loyal reader. Yes, I know what you are thinking. “Here we go again. Another long, self-absorbed paragraph to exculpate himself after not having posted in ages. You know what, bro? This is just not good enough.” And, my dear reader, you would be absolutely right. That is quite unacceptable behaviour. To make up for it, here is a kitten.
Sorry about that. If you have finished throwing up, here is a picture of Nadal winning Wimbledon, to make up for it.
Okay, that was unfair of me. Here you are, with my sincere apologies.
Do not blame me, you brought this upon yourself!
As the two of us, you, who impetuously asked for this, and I, who equally rashly agreed, sit here and wonder what repulsive image(as a matter of perspective) is going to appear next, Isner has actually managed to win the third set. Sigh, there goes my prediction. But the great white hope has won, so Nadal won’t have such an easy time in the semis. Sigh, do you think I just jinxed him? I don’t know how this keeps happening.
Did you know that there are more horses than people in Mongolia? And there are more descendants of Genghis Khan than horses alive today? Ok I might have made that one up.
And now, I should bid adieu. With this final, real, picture of Nadal, we will part. And I shall return soon with an actual post. Hopefully. But don’t blame me if the return is not post-haste though.
Hyuk hyuk!
