So long and thanks for all the goals, TiTi

Thierry Henry is moving to Barca next season. He is arguably one of the most talented strikers of this generation and will be celebrated as one of the greatest legends of Arsenal. We will miss you TH14, and will never be able to replace you adequately. There is no question about that.

When I read articles like this by retarded ManUre fans, it really irks. Henry dives? Omgwtf. What do you call C.Ronaldo, with his evergreen Step over-Step over-Dive-Roll-Weep in agony-Get player sent off-Wink routine ? Yeesh. Losers. And the author claims that Henry is “notorious for under-performing with any manager who isn’t Arsene Wenger”. I dont know what his point is but he doesnt realise that Henry played exactly 16 matches, 8 years ago, for Juventus which was the only time he wasnt playing under Wenger. And Arsenal is going to become a mid-table team next season because Henry is leaving? We kicked your ass at Old Trafford without Henry, Mr.Football critic. Get your facts straight. Ugh. Stupid people.

This isn’t the end of Arsenal, ye retarded glory hunters. Not by a long shot. Just wait and see.

Btw, anyone curious about Cristiano Ronaldo or trying out for the Olympic Diving Team, check out this video for tips. He is truly a master at what he does.

Shades of deja vu

Zizou got sent off in the last ten minutes of the WC final. Schumi had an engine failure in the penultimate race, and we all know what happened because of that. Now, in probably what will be his last world cup innings, Sachin gets out for a duck.

I am not angry at India for losing. Thoroughly disappointed yes, and angry at those “fans” who are going around burning posters and attacking houses. I feel sorry, sorry that Dravid Ganguly and Sachin can never lift a World Cup now. We should not be cursing their names or attacking their houses. We should realise that these players have sacrificed more than what most of us can imagine doing. The years of work they put in comes to naught in a day and what right have we, we who recline on the sofa and watch the match, we who have no clue what it feels like to have to guess in half a second which way a ball travelling at 140 kph will swing while a billion pairs of eyes are watching, in short we the arm-chair generals, to scoff at and insult those men who have dedicated their lives for the sport?

If cricket were my religion, Sachin would be my god. Just for Sharjah, just for WC2003. I need no better reasons.

Zidane showed Ronaldinho who was still boss. Schumi didnt let the world forget that F1 was not all about who had the fastest cars. And Sachin… it just pains me to see him suffering like other mortals.

I hope Bermuda thrash Bangladesh.

It just sunk in..

The Italian anthem shall keep sounding.

But who now will conduct it for the thousands flowing on to the Start-Finish line and the millions watching at home?

The world will realise now what has passed, and what will never be again.

No more words. Just two, in fact.

Hail Schumacher.

Painted red

A ferrari engine failed after 5 years…

A sad end to what was one of the most brilliant comebacks in F1…

Memories of Zizou and WC2006 return to haunt…the parallels are overwhelming… and unnerving…

So near and yet so far, yet again…

I still retain hope, hope for a miracle. Hope for a fitting end, thoroughly deserved.

As a side note, I hear FIA are looking for a new lawn mower, now that Montoya has left. Anyone help them can lah?

Gun them red devils !!!

I just found out how it feels to be a gunners fan at Old Trafford.

I went to Temasek hall at 11 to watch the ManU Arsenal match. They telecast the matches live in the halls while at PGP(which is a residence and theres a whole world of difference between halls and residences) we hardly watch tv coz we get nothing but Channel5 and Channel 5 sucks. Raghavendra, Varun and I headed over to the Temasek lounge where they were showing the match on a giant screen. There were us 3 arsenal fans and about 40 manU diehards. When Gilberto(@%#%#) missed that penalty, the roof came down. When Ronaldo kicked the ball straight into Lehmann’s face( I still hate him), the walls shook. When Adebayor sneaked the ball through whatshisname’s legs and into the goal, the room was silent but for the three of us shouting ourselves hoarse.

Ah life is too good to be true.

Except for the statistics class this morning. Actually, its in 5 hours. I need to get more sleep.

It comes down to this at last

The saga draws to a close. The grand finale awaits. Its just two points now. And more than enough time. The conclusion is all but inevitable. The heir apparent is peeing in his pants right now. The bang is growing louder. This is the way to go Schumi.

Yes I know..

my posts are getting repetitive….

But I cant help it !

If it has to be, it has to be. No one can do anything about it.

It takes an intelligent man to realise when he has been beaten.

And beaten thoroughly.

It takes an even more intelligent man to quit then.

Fighting with fate isnt going to get you anywhere.

You actually look foolish..everyone knows you have the better equipment but you still manage to lose.

Go home Alonso, its over.

VIVA LA SCHUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!

The 1000 words !

Return of the king GOD

GUESS WHOS BACK ! GUESS WHOS BACK ! GUESS WHOS BACK ! GUESS WHOS BACK !

HAHAHAHAHA ! Take that you morons !

Hope he keeps it up tomorrow !

VIVA LA SCHUMI !

I found bliss in incoherence

It is time. The F2006 is ready and Alonso and the rest of those wannabe upstarts are going to get their asses kicked.
Go Schumi !!

HAHAHAHA BURN SUCKERS BURN

I think I suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder. Or rather, I revel in it. Sometimes, I am just this boy-next-door(If you live next to a superhero that is) and at other times I am this evil megalomaniac who is plotting total world domination. Some times I wish I didnt exist.And at others I wish no one else existed. I want to become KGB agent. Sadly, the KGB doesnt exist anymore.

Everyday I wake up hoping that a meteor had hit my school. Or atleast the princi’s office. Or even just the EG lab. Whenever it rains, I pray that Rp should drown in a puddle. Whenver I enter the school, I hope that kvkk has come late too. When I enter the class, I hope kvkk is in a good mood. Whenever I enter the csc lab, I hope ls hasnt come yet. Against all stupidity though, the gods themselves can contend only in vain.

My life is dragging on, day by day, exam by exam. When I look back at what I have accomplished in these last five months, I come up with a not-very-satisfying(or surprising) answer – Nothing.

 

All that is gold does not glitter,Not all those who wander are
lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,Deep roots are not reached by
frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,A light from the shadows shall
spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken:The crownless again shall be king.

(I am putting this up merely because I like it.)

Debugging a computerscience project can be a big headache. Especially if your project is 1500 lines long. Even more so if you wrote the whole damn thing. I cant believe I keep getting “too many errors” EVERYTIME i remove some 25 errors from my program. But more cribbing on this later…I cant cry over spilt milk while it is still spilling…

Oh and henceforth, you may address me as R.R.R. Padykien. Thank you. The RRR just stuck…I couldnt think of anything else

What happened to the computer programmer who was shampooing his hair ? The instructions said Lather,Rinse,Repeat. He died of a stack heap collision.

Ok I dont expect girls to appreciate sophisticated humour and so that excludes 78% of my known readership. Actually, I expect just one of my readers to understand this. And that unfortunately happens to be me. Whatever…